Inspired by a recent post over at The Aquaman Shrine, I decided to give my personal flair to a Bizarro world version of Aquaman. I dub my strange creation BizAquaman!
BizAquaman is usually found in the hot, dry desert. His greatest weakness is water, and he must be sure to dry off every 24 hours or else he'll die. He carries a blow-dryer at all times, but often spends a good portion of each 24 hour period looking for a European compatible outlet. He also carries an ample supply of baby powder to keep his bum dry.
BizAquaman can communicate with seafood, but it thinks he's a boor and rarely listens.