In honor of the next major money sucking...I mean time consuming...I mean fan ravaging...I mean terribly confusing...head scratching...unbelievable...out of character...
Let's start this one over again, shall we?
In honor of the next huge world shattering comic book crossover event, simply known as Battle for the Cowl, Woodchuck Chuck has offered up his services, should the regular Gotham City vigilantes be unable to carry the weight of the loss of their hero Batman.
Or in the unlikely event that the battle with Gotham City's seedy underbelly should bleed into the redwood forest.
"I'm the gull-durned Batchuck!"