The Phantasmagore appears to children when they enter their school's restroom, turn out the lights, shut their eyes and spin in front of the mirror chanting "Phantasmagore, Phantasmagore, Phantasmagore, Phantasmagore!"
When the spinning stops and the child looks into the mirror, the demonic Phantasmagore appears and eats their soul.
These children grow up to become lawyers.
[Illustration of Phantasmagore based on unsealed court documents.]
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